Love him or hate him, Elon Musk certainly knows how to get into the news! Here are some great Elon Musk jokes, puns and one liners – they’re a Musk read!
Funny Elon Musk Jokes
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal. Elongate would be really drawn out.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell. They come with an Elon Musk.
If Elon Musk’s space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on Mars, but later break up because of the long distance, she’d be your SpaceX.
Why did Elon Musk go broke? Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.
To call the whole Elon Musk controversy “Elon-Gate” seems like a bit of a stretch.
Elon Musk announces odd location for new Tesla factory in the country of … Mad-at-gas-car.
Elon Musk is buying Twitter for 43 billion dollars. Meanwhile all I did was just download it for free from the app store.
Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship. “It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
If Tesla made a gun, what would it be called? Elon Musk-et.
Elon Musk: Did you move my car? Team: Yeah. Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked? Team: Parking!?
What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
If Elon Musk’s car accidentally lands on the Sun, wWill he be able to call Onstar?
Elon Musk says he is going to pull Tesla out of California. Never trust a guy with 6 kids that says he is going to pull out.
Where is Elon Musk’s car right now? In the parking space.
Elon Musk is now selling Teslas for just 5 cents. They’re just a nickel a Tesla.
People say Elon Musk is a mad scientist. Do you think he relates to Dr. Jekyll? Because I’ve always heard he benefited from having a part Hyde.
Man, you gotta hand it to Elon Musk … He knows how to dispose of a dead body in style.
The possibility that Elon musk’s bodyguards aren’t called musketeers makes me sad.
What is Elon Musk’s favorite band? 30 Seconds to Mars.
Elon Musk and his girlfriend have broken up. He told her he needed some space.
Elon musk should tweet about my weight. So it would plummet, too.
Now that Elon Musk has launched his Tesla Roadster into orbit, why is space soon going to be full of diseases? Because it’s no longer auto immune.
Before Elon Musk got into electric cars … He was plain old Lon Musk.
If someone does not like Elon Musk … Are they an anti-Musker?
What do you call Elon Musk when he’s been to the gym a lot? Muskular.
How does Elon Musk plan on populating Mars? SpaceX.
What do you call a divorced Elon Musk? Alone Musk.
Elon Musk’s tunnel-digging venture just got approved for expansion. Even more boring than before.
Why does Elon Musk get divorced so often? Because he can’t stand unions of any kind.
The good news is Elon Musk is turning Twitter’s headquarters into a homeless shelter. The bad news is, it can only house 280 characters, or less.
What’s Elon Musk’s favorite meal of the day? Launch.
If Elon Musk converted to Islam, would he be Elon Mosque?
Elon Musk needs to start a new company … Elon Must.
Elon Musk and some European guy sat next to each other on a plane.
Being bored, Musk turned to the European and said, “Lets play a game. You ask me a question, if I don’t know the answer, I pay you 500 dollars. Then I ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me 5 dollars.”
The European, thinking for a second, said, “Sure, but you ask the first question.”
Elon, more than a little smug, asked, “What is the distance between earth and the moon?”
The European didnt know the answer, and paid the 5 dollars.
Then the European asked, “What has three legs going up the mountain, but has four legs coming down?”
Elon had to think for a while, but admitted he had no idea.
So he paid the 500 dollars he owed.
The European shrugged but said nothing else.
Elon, really curious had to ask, “Well, what is it?”
The European smiled, “I don’t know,” and paid 5 dollars.
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