Emo Jokes And Puns

Cheer yourself up with these funny emo jokes and puns, just don’t get too emotional over them!

Funny Emo Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

I started an emo salsa band. We’re called Hispanic at the Disco.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.

I went to go see a movie about an emo. I’d say it was cutting edge.

What do you call an emo carrot? An edgetable.

What do you call an emo kid in Hawaii? A tropical depression.

What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board.

Why is the Moon no longer emo? Turns out it was just a phase.

I’m making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying “Cut!” at the end of each scene.

How many emos like anagrams? Some.

I have emo grass. It cuts itself.

What do you call an emo vegetable? A despair-agus.

What do you call an emo tree? A weeping willow.

Have you heard about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

What do you call a non-skiing Inuit? An emo.

What did the moon say to its emo kid? It’s just a phase, kiddo.

My emo friend asked if I wanted to hang today. I said, “No thanks, I think I still have a couple decent years left to live!”

What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony.

I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD.

Why do emos have no friends? Emo shun all.

I wish I had emo hair. So it would cut itself.

Why are triangles so emo? They’re so edgy.

Why do cannibals prefer emo people? They come with grill marks.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo? Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line.

What do you call an emo cat? An outcat.

Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle: Wanna go out with me?

How do emo’s like their meat cooked? Medium rawr.

What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor? Cutting edge technology.

What kind of coffee do emos drink? Depressos.

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Jokes About Emos

If these puns and jokes about emos lifted your spirits, take a look around the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these:

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