Dance Jokes

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Funny Dance Jokes

I just opened the oven and there were loads of tiny people dancing to techno music.

It was a micro-rave.

Why are cows bad at dancing?

They lactose.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Just put a little boogie in it.

I saw an Irish dancing show today called “Streamdance”.

It’s not quite as good as “Riverdance”, but then it is only a tributary act.

Where’s the best place to dance in California?

San Fran’s Disco.

Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball.

I’m going to visit that new hardcore house dance club tonight.

It’s had rave reviews.

I take limbo dancing very seriously.

In fact, I’d bend over backwards to win a competition.

If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?

Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

I’ve just read a book about a very small ballerina.

The girl with the dragging tutu.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet.

But only for like 20 seconds.

What do you call a dancing sheep?

A baa-llerina.

Why can’t you dance in tight jeans?

Because there’s no ball room.

When does a farmer dance?

When he drops the beet.

How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?


Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common.

No one needed an ABBA cuss.

Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not many of them know how to dance.

What do ghosts dance to?

Soul music.

Did you hear about the chicken ballerina?

To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.

I went to watch a tap dance routine last night.

To be honest, it ran a bit hot and cold.

We went to a wedding and my drunk wife asked me what I thought of her dancing.

I said, “You are just staggering.”

What’s an electrician’s favorite ballroom dance?

The Volts.

Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.

He wouldn’t techno for an answer.

I went to a strip club for blind people.

The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let’s learn how to dance.

Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There’s been a misunderstanding.

My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing.

Must be the Al gore rhythm.

I’ve been battling my addiction to the “Hokey Pokey” dance for a number of years now.

It’s been a long and hard challenge, but I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.

How do Nachos dance?

They do the Salsa.

What’s a lumberjack’s favorite beat to dance to?

A logarithm.

I tried tap dancing.

But I had to give it up as I kept falling into the sink.

I’d be too embarrassed to make a pun about clog dancing.

Wooden shoe?

What’s a duck’s favorite dance?

The quackstep.

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom.

First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

Why wasn’t the butterfly allowed into the dance?

Because it was a moth ball.

I went to a bar last night and saw a fat girl dancing on a table.

I said, “Nice legs.”

The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so?”

I said “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

I’ve been wanting to learn to dance for ages and I’ve decided to start with the Salsa.

It’s something I can dip into.

A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident.

The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.

The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he’s still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.

“No, she’ll never go for a man with a wooden eye,” the man says.

“Okay, how about that girl over there?” His friend responds. “She has a really big nose”.

The man walks over to the girl and asks, “Would you like to dance?”

Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responds “Would, I?! Would I?!”

To which the man quickly responds “Big nose! Big nose!”

What dessert is the best dancer?


A man takes his wife to a disco.

There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king: moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and sighs, “You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no.”

Her husband replies, “Yeah, it looks like he’s still celebrating!”

What do you call it when a white guy is dancing and has a seizure?

An improvement.

What do you call an elephant dancing in a china shop?

Break dancing.

Today, I saw a cop dancing while pulling over a U-Haul truck.

I think he was trying to bust a move.

What’s an egg’s least favorite dance?

Break dancing.

Cop: Suspect is dancing naked downtown.

Dispatcher: Copy that.

Cop: I’ll try but I’m not much of a dancer.

What do you call a dance that starts at 10 pm?


What is the most unexpected dance?

The coincidance.

What sort of dancing goes on in a baker’s shop?


Where does a snowman dance?

At the snowball.

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