Electrical And Electrician Jokes And Puns
Electrician jokes are always current! And it takes a real bright spark to come up with these electrical jokes and puns. Your brain definitely has to be wired in a certain type of way to conductor a conversation using these jokes.
Some of them are old, but some of them are current, and while we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our collection of the very best electrician jokes and puns. You're bound to laugh at them until it Hertz.
My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt!
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I've been carrying.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice making factory.
Now they've gone into liquidation.
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence?
A pair of shocks.
Where do electricians get their supplies?
The Ohm Depot.
My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.
I'll ask her again when she wakes up.
My tight-fisted neighbor doesn't want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house so he's going to try and do it himself.
"How hard can it be?" he said.
I think he's in for a shock.
What do electricians chant when they meditate?
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your kind here."
The superconductor left without resistance.
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
This electrician arrives home at 3am.
His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"
He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"
A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death and were on death row waiting to go to the electric chair.
Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.
As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
The chemist replied, "No," so the executioner flicked the switch but nothing happened. According to this State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released. So the chemist was unstrapped and allowed to walk free.
It was the biologist's turn next.
As he was being strapped in, the executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
The biologist replied, "No, just get on with it" so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again nothing happened. So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released.
Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.
The executioner asked him, "Do you have anything you want to say?"
The engineer replied, "Yes. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might just make this thing work."
What is an electrician's favorite flavor of ice cream?
I used to date a female electrician.
She was shocking in bed.
Paddy is talking to two of his friends at work.
His first friend confides to the other two, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
The second friend then also confides, "Wow, me too! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy thinks for a minute and then says, "You know - I think my wife is having an affair with a horse."
Both his friends look at him in complete disbelief.
Paddy sees them looking at him and says, "No, seriously. The other day I came home early and found a jockey under our bed."
I had a dream about a dyslexic electrician last night.
It was well wired.
I went to my boss at work and said, "I need a raise. Three other companies are after me."
He said, "Really? Which other companies are after you?"
I said, "The electric company, the gas company and the phone company.
I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I can't believe how much I was charged.
Which is the smallest city?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
I was at work today and my boss told me to lighten up.
Fair enough, I guess. I am an electrician on a film set.
What do you call a detective electrician?
My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.
He's a light fitter.
How tall is a union electrician?
I don't know, I've never seen one stand up.
What's the definition of a shock absorber?
A careless electrician.
I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair.
I told them it was a death trap.
What do you call a Russian electrician?
Why are electricians always up to date?
Because they are current specialists.
What's the difference between an electrician and God?
God doesn't think he's an electrician.
What did the light bulb say to the generator?
I really get a charge out of you.
An electrician finishes repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home and hands him the the bill.
''Four hundred dollars! For an hour's work?'' shouts the attorney. ''That's ridiculous! I'm an attorney and even I don't charge that much.''
The electrician replies, ''Funny, when I was an attorney I didn't either!''
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