One of the great joys of winter when you’re a kid is building a snowman. An even greater joy is telling funny snowman jokes!
And they don’t get any better than these – enjoy!
Best Snowman Jokes For Kids
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies.
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet.
What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool.
How do you build a snowman with 3 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and is 9 feet tall?
With snow.
Who is a snowman’s favorite Aunt?
Antarctica.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Ice-bergers.
And what do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
Chilly sauce.
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow-bank.
How do snowmen make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What happened to the snowman that was hit by a snowball?
He was knocked out cold.
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
It tastes like bogies.
Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?
Because it’s cool.
What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Ice spy.
Snowman Dad Jokes
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face.
Two snowmen were standing in a field.
One said, “Can you smell carrots?”
The second replied, “No, but I can taste coal.”
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
Chill out.
What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
What does a snowman call dandruff?
Snowflakes.
What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
What does a snowman take when the sun gets too hot?
A chill pill.
Why did the snowman turn yellow?
Ask the little boy over there.
What did the police officer say when he say the snowman stealing?
Freeze!
What do you call it when a snowman loses his temper?
A meltdown.
Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
To fix his frostbite.
Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose.
Never fight off an attacking snowman with a stick.
You’ll only arm your attacker.
Did you hear about the snowman who ran away?
I heard that the trail went cold.
What does a snowman bring to the barbeque?
Brrrrrr-gurs.
What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It’s frozen.
Why did the snowman need a moist towelette?
Because his hands were sticky.
A snowman visited the doctor complaining about back pain.
They were diagnosed with snowliosis.
Why doesn’t a snowman wear snow pants?
Because his snow balls are too big.
What will a snowman give you if you offend him?
An icy stare.
It’s hard dating a snowman.
His parents will never warm up to you.
What’s a snowman’s least favorite sandwich?
A tuna melt.
Why did the snowman become a detective?
He wanted to solve cold cases.
Frosty The Snowman Jokes
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man.
What do you call Frosty with a 6-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do Frosty the Snowman and Alexander the Great have in common?
Their middle name.
Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?
He got cold feet.
Why did Frosty the Snowman take up meditation?
He couldn’t afford a meltdown.
Why did Frosty start doing sit-ups?
He wanted to be an abdominal snowman.
How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?
That’s snowbody’s business.
What do you call a theatrical snowman?
Frosty the Showman.
Frosty the Snowman was going to have a big party …
But all of his friends flaked on him.
Frosty the Snowman didn’t make it down to Miami this year.
But he sure thawed about it.
I met Frosty the Snowman in real life the other day.
The dude is totally chill.
Why doesn’t Frosty the Snowman have a beard?
Because he’s made from shaved ice.
Why did Frosty the Snowman quit drinking?
Every time he went out he got plowed.
Snowman Puns
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island.
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
I.C.
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
Melton John.
Why can’t the snowman find a girlfriend?
Because he’s an ice guy.
What’s a snowman’s favorite pizza?
Pep-brrrr-oni.
What alcohol does a snowman drink?
Brrrrbon.
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy.
What do you give a snowman who’s hurt his ankle?
Frost aid.
What happens when a snowman stubs his toe?
It gets thaw.
What’s the coolest musical?
The Greatest Snowman.
Abominable Snowman Jokes
I am sick of my friend’s nonstop puns about the Abominable Snowman.
Yeti still insists on doing it.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a yeti tattoo on your stomach?
Abdominal snowman.
What do you call a nervous abominable snowman?
An anxiyeti.
Did you hear about the snowman that became a gastroenterologist?
They called him the abdominal snowman.
Has anyone ever gathered definitive proof that the abominable snowman exists?
Not yeti.
Why does the Abominable Snowman not have breakfast or dinner?
Because he only avalanche.
Bigfoot often gets mistaken for the Abominable Snowman.
And yeti doesn’t mind.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn’t exist.
Yeti does.
The snow yeti stopped doing sas-squats and started doing sit ups.
Now he’s the Abdominal Snowman.
What’s 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?
The Adhomineminal Snowman.
What do you call an abominable snowman who’s always late?
A not-yeti.
Why didn’t the abominable snowman go to the party?
He had snow-one to go with.
The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends.
Yeti still tries.
Jokes About Snowmen
If you enjoyed our collection of funny snowman jokes for kids and adults, why not check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes and laughs. And don’t forget our other Christmas jokes and humor, as well as our other pages of Christmas fun, including these:
