Pasta Jokes And Puns

It’s way pasta time we brought you a fusilli pasta jokes and puns! There’s lots of them because we didn’t want any of them to feel cannelloni!

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Funny Pasta Jokes

My sister bet me $20 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

What do you call pasta with a cold?

Macaroni and sneeze.

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much.

There’s nutelling what can happen next…

His legacy will become a pizza history.

Here today, gone tomato.

I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm.

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Ashes to ashes, crust to crust.

There’s just not mushroom left for Italian chefs in this world.

Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing. It’s such a shame good people die fusilli reasons.

It was a farfalle from grace… My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast.

I spent my entire life savings on pasta.

It was worth every Penne.

Did you hear about the pasta and its cooking water?

Their relationship was strained.

My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta.

And now I’m Cannelloni.

What pasta is always getting locked out of its house?

Gnocchi.

What type of pasta do they serve at a haunted house?

Fettuccini Afraido.

I got fired from my job at the pasta factory.

I made a Fusilli mistakes.

What’s a dog’s favourite type of pasta?

Wagliataile.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

Where do the tomato and pasta go to dance?

The meat ball.

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening.

They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

My neighbor asked me if I could come over next weekend and help him strain some pasta.

I told him I’d have to check my colander.

What do you call pasta that lives in the hood?

Spaghetto.

What’s Forrest Gump’s favorite pasta?

Penne.

I was choking on some alphabet pasta when a lady asked if I needed help.

She took the words right out of my mouth.

My wife and I started family therapy where we sit around and eat pasta and talk about our differences.

It’s called Penne for your thoughts.

Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM?

It’s pasta bedtime.

I didn’t understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down.

Then the Penne dropped.

What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?

Penguine.

Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?

It drove pasta stop sign.

I had some really expensive pasta…

But it was worth every Penne.

Did you hear about the new Italian restaurant that just opened in the afterlife?

It’s called Pasta Way.

What do you call the formal study of pasta?

Linguinistics.

What kind of pasta grants wishes?

Fettugenie.

I dropped a piece of pasta off of a cliff.

It was a farfalle.

What sort of pasta do you use if you want to fix a musical theatre award?

Rigatoni.

What do you call jail for murderous pastas?

The state pennetentiary.

What is James Bond’s favorite pasta?

Mini Penne.

What do pasta and cars have in common?

I don’t like either al dente.

The mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.

Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.

Have you guys tried my new Texan pasta dish?

It’s y’all dente.

What did the pasta say to the cheese?

Grate to meet you.

My mum was upset when I put ginger in the pasta last night.

I guess she liked that cat.

Jokes About Pasta

If these puns and jokes about pasta were to your taste, be sure to sample the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these: