Broom Jokes

You may try to brush it off as a sweeping generalisation but we’re sure these funny broom jokes and broom puns are going to sweep the nation!

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Funny Broom Jokes And Puns

Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

How much does it cost to see Harry Potter fly a broomstick?

About a quid each.

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away its tiny little broom.

Why did the broomstick yawn?

It was sweepy.

How warm is a witch’s closet?

Broom temperature.

What do witches ask for at hotels?

Broom service.

A madman attacked me with a broom today.

It was a brush with death.

How do you know a witch’s car is coming?

You can hear ‘broom broom’.

Why did the broom win the dance off?

He swept away the competition.

I don’t mean to make sweeping generalizations…

But all brooms are pretty much the same.

Have you heard about the new broomstick?

It’s sweeping the nation.

What sound does a witch’s vehicle make?


You might as well date a broom.

At least it can sweep you off your feet!

I’m trying to get the broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport.

But that’s just witchful thinking.

What do you call a cyborg broom?

A vaccum cleaner.

All witches love their brooms.

Well, that’s a bit of a sweeping generalisation.

Broomsticks are on sale at the local witch store.

They’re flying off the shelves.

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day.

Husband: Well next time take the car then silly.

How did the broom find a girlfriend?

He swept her off her feet.

What do you call a potato with a broom?

A sweep potato.

What did the witch say when the broom salesman showed her a vacuum?

I don’t want an automatic! I want a stickshift!

I don’t get much use out of my broom.

It’s just there gathering dust.

Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.

Wife: I’m coming with the broom.

Husband: It’s not urgent. You can come on foot.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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