Funny Witch Jokes & Puns

There’s always b-room for some funny witch jokes and these examples are certainly spellbinding and magical! But don’t worry, there’s no need to hag-gle over them – they’re free, just for you!

Did you know England used to have a Witchfinder General whose job it was to hunt down witches? There’s no need for you to go hunting for witch jokes though because we’ve gathered together into our coven all the very best examples we could find. So enjoy these funny witch jokes and puns!

A collection of bewitchingly funny witch jokes!

26 Funny Witch Jokes & Witch Puns

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?


Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The lights witch.

What do you call a witch in the desert?

A sand-witch.

Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?

Their bats flew away.

What do you call a witch who drives badly?

A road hag.

How does a witch know what time it is?

She looks at her witch watch.

How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke?

She witch-hiked.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray.

How do witches get good bargains?

They hag-gle.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.

How do you know when witches are carrying time bombs?

You can hear their brooms tick.

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?

They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

Why do witches have stiff joints?

Because they suffer from broom-atism.

What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?

A witch laughing her head off.

What do you call two witches who live together?

Broom mates.

What happened to the witch who was naughty at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What’s the problem with twin witches?

You never know which witch is which.

What does a witch ask for when she stays in a hotel?

Broom service.

What do you call a witch’s garage?

A broom closet.

Who’s a witch’s favorite movie director?

Steven Spellberg.

Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine?

Because she wanted a clean sweep.

What do you get if you cross a witch with ice?

A cold spell.

What do you call a nervous witch?

A twitch.

What kind of jewellry do witches wear?

Charm bracelets.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broom-erang.

Why is drinking witches brew good for you?

It’s very newt-ricious.

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