Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired?
Because they’re working around the clock.
Many of us hate work, or at least hate our current jobs. The poet Philip Larkin summed it up in his poem Toads when he wrote:
Why should I let the toad work
Squat on my life?
We always try and face things with a smile here at LaffGaff though, and see the funny side of things.
And so here's some funny work jokes for you...
My boss pulled up to work in a beautiful new top-of-the-range car today.
I complimented him on it and he said to me, “Well, if you get your head down and work hard, set goals and stay committed to them, be determined and work long hours….
Maybe next year I can get an even better one.”