Marketing Jokes

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Funny Marketing Jokes & Puns

A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.

I don’t know if they will be well received…

Remains to be seen.

How did Yoda get his first lead?

He used the Sales Force.

Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.

Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend?

Lack of engagement.

Why don’t marketers like trampolines?

They’re scared of high bounce rates.

How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb?

I’ll have to get back to you on that.

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.

So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?

They can really drive in traffic.

What’s a marketer’s favorite drink?

Brand-y.

What do you call the study of food-based market forces?

Econom-nom-nomics.

Why didn’t the marketer get the job?

They were anti-social.

How did the bad marketer get a job making butter?

He had a high churn rate.

How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they’ve automated it.

What kind of marketing does Dracula do?

A-count-based marketing.

Someone came to the door asking if I’ve considered selling elevators to my friends and family.

I’m so sick of Multi Level Marketing.

I had a hard time selling German Philosophy.

I guess it’s a Nietzsche Market.

How many marketers does it take to change a light bulb?

It isn’t too late to make this neon instead, is it?

Why can’t marketers see live musicals?

They keep trying to capture the leads.

Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?

They’re surrounded by drafts.

What do you call a travel agency’s landing page?

A Destination URL.

What’s a pirate’s favorite thing about marketing?

The arrrrrrROI!

Why did the ghost’s marketing campaign fail?

You could see right through it.

Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?

It was a Big Mcsteak.

How do SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings?

SERP-rise parties.

Did you hear about the new strategy where companies collaborate with ill celebrities?

It’s called influenza marketing.

It’s really going viral.

Why do digital marketers love to shop at Whole Foods?

They have a lot of organic content.

A man doing market research for Vaseline knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He asks, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”

She says, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”

The researcher then asks, “And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”

The woman says, “We use it for love making.”

The researcher was a little taken back. “Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for making love. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for love making?”

The woman says, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.”

Marketing 101 Joke

A professor explained about marketing to MBA students:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say I am rich, marry me. That’s direct marketing.

You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her, he’s rich, marry him. That’s advertising.

The same girl at the party walks to you and says, you’re rich, do you want to marry me? That’s brand recognition.

You say I’m rich, marry me and she introduces you to her husband. That’s the demand and supply gap.

Before you say I’m rich, marry me, your wife arrives. That’s restriction from entering a new market.

Marketing Explained…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed”. That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed”. That’s Advertising.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed”. That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed”. That’s Brand Recognition.

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