Presentation Jokes

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Funny Presentation Jokes

When I became a teenager, my father gave me a 30 minute Power Point Presentation on the importance of using contraception.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

If you have a presentation, you should practice with a microphone.

Because it will always give you feedback.

My friend gave a presentation trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.

He made some excellent points.

Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Today I went to a presentation on how ships are held together.

It was riveting.

Why did the agricultural presentation go so smoothly?

They planted questions.

I attented a presentation on a planned new water park today.

There were lots of slides.

My professor gave us a presentation on sedatives.

I couldn’t understand anything with all the slurred speech.

I sat through a really interesting talk on how water barriers today.

It was the best dam presentation I’ve ever seen.

Why are snowboarders so good at doing presentations?

Because they always use slideshow.

What do you call it when a cannibal gives a presentation at a university?

A Hannibal lecture.

I went to a presentation by the NRA yesterday.

There were lots of bullet points.

A paraplegic gave a moving presentation on how much he misses using his legs.

He received a standing ovation.

A vampire was giving a presentation at a career fair.

The vampire, being hundreds of years old, had decided to conduct an experiment to see which career path was the most rewarding.

He had every degree and certification you could imagine, but he settled on a surprising choice: cleaning mirrors.

When questioned, he said, “There’s something about cleaning a mirror that just speaks to me. Not only can you see your progress as you go, I just know I’m helping someone see their true selves, for better or worse. I’m as surprised as you are, it’s not a job I could ever see myself doing.”

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well, including giving a brilliant presentation on why he is the ideal man for the job.

The employer is shocked at how professional he is: “Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?”

The man replied “Oh that’s when I went to Yale.”

The employer is even more impressed. “That’s great, you’re hired!”

The man is super happy and says “Yay! I got a yob!

The committee decided to kick all of the racist people out of its board.

So they gathered all the members to a meeting and they presented them a slew of racist jokes. Any member who was caught smiling or laughing was deemed racist and were expelled from the group.

As the jokes got more and more racist, more people can’t hold back their laughter. The hall began to empty, until there was only one man left.

“Sir, I’m glad to say you were the only one who didn’t laugh at the racist jokes,” the chairman said.

“Jokes?”, the man said. “I thought they were facts.”

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