Funny Mexican Jokes And Puns
Mexican jokes, or jokes about any race, that perpetuate negative racial stereotypes and racial hatred aren’t funny in our opinion. That said, we’re all different and those differences should be celebrated. And it doesn’t mean we can’t find humor in those differences, or that it’s wrong to laugh at truly funny Mexican jokes, for example, as long as they’re not offensive.
With that in mind, and with no offence intended, here is a selection of our favorite funny Mexican jokes and puns.
So I waved back at him.
He had loco motives.
They asked her why and she replied, “Because I’m in the family way.”
The wife was totally surprised and shocked to hear this, and asked who it was, to which the maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”
The wife was aghast to hear this and demanded an explanation from the maid.
“Well,” the maid explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ,’You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”
Two for the price of Juan.
Said no Juan ever.
Hose A and Hose B.
Juan on Juan.
Because it says “No Trespassing”.
The chief of the tribe says to the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they will be killed.
Fortunately, the Chief tells them that they are allowed to choose their own fruit to be shoved up them.
The two Americans sensibly pick small berries and the Chief duly shoves them up their butts.
To the Chief’s surprise they both burst out laughing and so he cuts their heads off.
When the two Americans get to heaven, God asks them why on earth they laughed.
The Americans reply, “Just as he shoved the fruit up our butts we heard the Mexican pick a watermelon.”
The chief of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”
The German replies, “I will take oil!”
So the tribe put oil on his back, and a large member of the tribe whips him ten times.
When he is finished the German has huge welts and sores on his back, and is in so much pain that he can hardly move.
The tribe haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “And what do you want on your back?”
The Mexican bravely says, “I will take nothing!” and he stands there straight and takes his whipping without flinching.
Finally, the tribe ask the American, “And what will you take on your back?”
He replies, “I’ll take the Mexican.”
Because they only had two trucks.
They’re almost done setting up on a bridge by a city but first they have to test to see if the cord will work.
So one of the men ties the cord to himself, jumps off, and comes back up with scratches on his face.
So they get a shorter cord and the same guy tests it again.
Before he jumps, the entire city are standing at the bottom, staring up at him, with brooms in their hands.
He jumps and this time he comes back up with bruises and a broken bone.
The other guy says to him, “I thought that would be the perfect length that time.”
The other guy that jumped replies, “It was. By the way, what the hell is a pinata?”
Because they take all the green cards.
Funny Mexican Jokes
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