Funny Feminist Jokes
You might think that feminist jokes would be offensive.
But here at LaffGaff, we’re all for equality, and that means everyone should be laughed at equally! In a nice way, of course – nothing offensive.
And so, in the spirit of equality, here’s our favorite funny feminist jokes…
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
None. It’s not the light bulb that needs changing.
Which basically means she finds sexist jokes utterly abhorrent until one is made about men.
Until things get a little bit difficult.
I’ll let you know if I ever see one.
Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
Because it has a male name.
They don’t like that.
What are you looking at?
One to screw it in.
One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination.
One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination.
One to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”.
One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic.
One to blame men for not changing the bulb.
One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it.
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs.
One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs.
One to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians.
One to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men.
One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
Isn’t that cute.
At some point in it’s life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.