Frankenstein Jokes

We’ve bolted together this monster collection of funny Frankenstein jokes and puns just for you! They really bring Halloween to life with laughter!

(Fun fact: Frankenstein was the creator of the monster, not the monster itself as is often thought!)

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Frankenstein Jokes And Puns

How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?

He bolts it down.

Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.

It wasn’t expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Frankenstein entered a body building competition…

And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.

Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?

Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.

What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?

Muenster.

What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…

But his brother Frank was a monster.

How does Frankenstein jump start his day?

With a shock of lighting.

Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.

He was a bodybuilder, after all.

What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?

Make a bolt for it.

What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?

Fright now.

What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?

I didn’t know we lived on the same block.

Dr Frankenstein finally became popular enough in his own right to gain unlimited access to cemeteries and morgues for his creations.

I guess to the Victor goes the spoils.

Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?

He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.

How do you know Frankenstein is tired?

He’s dead on his feet.

Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?

Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.

What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein?

Keep your fingers crossed that it’s a fancy dress party.

What is Dr Frankenstein’s favourite part of a company?

Human resources.

Who brings the monsters their babies?

Frankenstork.

How does Frankenstein speak?

Frankly.

Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?

He thought he had a screw loose.

Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?

At the second-hand second hand store

What do you call a clever monster?

Frank Einstein.

What was Viktor Frankenstein’s favorite sport?

Body building.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why was Dr Frankenstein never lonely?

He was good at making friends.

Why is Frankenstein such good fun?

Because he soon has you in stitches.

People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr Frankenstein.

I’m just trying to make a living.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend.

Where did Frankenstein go to get his tattoo done?

Monsters Ink.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?

It’s saliva!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant?

He had a hunch about him.

What did Frankenstein’s monster’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?

Where did you dig her up from?

What did Dr Frankenstein say to his assistant?

“Hey, can you give me a hand?”

Why was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?

He couldn’t resistor.

Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.

“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.

What’s Frankenstein’s favourite food?

Frankenfurters.

People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…

But actually he was surprisingly level headed.

Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?

Any old girl he can dig up.

Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?

He’s a real people person.

Why did Frankenstein’s monster squeeze his girlfriend to death?

He had a crush on her.

What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?

It was love at first fright.

I love making new friends.

That’s why I studied under Dr Frankenstein.

What is Frankenstein’s favorite dance song?

The monster mash.

What do you call it when Dr Frankenstein makes tea?

A monstrositea.

Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?

He was so easy to charge.

Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?

Then he learned how to make friends.

Why does Frankenstein’s monster hate flying?

His bolts always set off the alarms at the airports.

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