Funny Werewolf Jokes & Puns

Werewolves have been a part of mythology from the earliest days of Western prose. And while you may have read our favorite vampire puns and Dracula jokes already, to be fur these funny werewolf jokes are just as good. So sink your teeth into them and you’re sure to be howling with laughter!

A selection of funny werewolf jokes and puns

32 Hilarious Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf with no legs?

Anything you like – he can’t chase you.

What do you call a sleeping werewolf?

An unaware-wolf.

Why do werewolves howl at the moon?

Because no one else will do it for them.

When do werewolves go trick or treating?


What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?

The dentist.

What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?

It became a wash and wearwolf.

What’s a werewolf’s favorite day of the week?


Why are werewolves better than vampires?

Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?

I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs.

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

He got ticks.

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?

A terrified postman.

How do werewolves eat lunch?

They wolf it down.

Where do werewolves sit in the cinema?

Anywhere they want to.

What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?

A what-to-wear-wolf.

What did the cowboy say when the werewolf ate his dog?

“Well, doggone!”

Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?

He was caught chop lifting.

How do you make a werewolf stew?

Leave him waiting for the full moon.

Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?

He had them howling all night.

What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth?


How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

Where are werewolf movies made?


How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?

Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”

What’s a werewolf’s favorite food?


What do you call a werewolf escapologist?

Hairy Houdini.

Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?

He got to the funny bone.

A man goes to the doctor and says, “I keep seeing a werewolf, with big sharp teeth.”

The doctor asks, “Have you seen a psychiatrist?”

The man says, “No, just a werewolf.”

Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?

He was trying to make ends meet.

Which army is made up of werewolves?

The Fur-eign Legion.

Where do werewolves hate shopping?

The flea market.

Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?

He had a bone to pick with him.

What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?

A weir-wolf.

Werewolf Jokes & Puns

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