Funny Halloween Puns

These Halloween puns really are fang-tastic! You definitely won’t get any boos from your audience if you tell these to them. No, they’re definitely not a pain in the neck!

So, without further ado, enjoy these hilarious Halloween puns.

A collection of hilarious Halloween puns

22 Hilarious Halloween Puns

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he’s a pain in the neck.

What’s the best way to get rid of a demon?

Exorcise a lot.

What’s a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?


What kind of music do mummies listen to?


What kind of monster can you put in your washing machine?

A wash and wear-wolf.

Where does Dracula keep his savings?

At the blood bank.

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

He got ticks.

What do you give to a pumpkin that’s trying to stop smoking?

A pumpkin patch.

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine.

What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?

He got repossessed.

What’s a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghoul-iet.

What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by it’s diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Where does Dracula eat his lunch?

At the casket-eria.

What do demons have for breakfast?

Devilled eggs.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?

A sour puss.

How do monsters know what the future holds for them?

They read their horror-scopes.

What do you call a haunted chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call a fat Jack-o-lantern?

A plumpkin.

Where do mummies go for a swim?

In the Dead Sea.

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newly webbed.

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