We’ve carved out this fantastic collection of hilarious jack-o-lantern jokes and puns for you. They’re sure to light up your face this Halloween. No other jokes could hold a candle to them!
Funny Jack-O-Lantern Jokes And Puns
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a fat jack-o-Lantern?
A plumpkin.
Why was the jack-o-lantern sad on Halloween?
Because he felt empty inside.
Did you know that the soldiers at Arlington salute their new jack-o-lanterns every Halloween?
They always honor the changing of the gourd.
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You’d have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out.
Where do jack-o-lanterns live?
In the seedy part of town.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts.
Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart?
The candle makes them bright.
A pumpkin says to a jack-o-lantern, “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?”
The jack-o-lantern says, “I don’t have the guts.”
What did the jack-o-lantern say to his family of bodybuilders?
Pump kin.
Where does the twinkle in a jack-o-lantern’s eye come from?
The candle.
What do you call a pumpkin carved to look like cow?
Jerk-o-lantern.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the other jack-o-lantern when they were on their way to the Halloween party?
Let’s get glowing.
I divided the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter today.
I ended up with pumpkin pi.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin carver?
Cut it out!
Why is a jack-o-lantern just like Buddha?
They both have an inner light.
Why did the programmer buy a jack-o-lantern on Christmas Day?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other?
Got a light?
What time does a jack-o-lantern eat?
Once you carve out its mouth.
I drove by a house with a lot of jack-o-lanterns.
It was a real gourdy scene.
Which artist carves the best jack-o-lanterns?
Vincent van Gourd.
What do you call jack-o-lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump kin.
Why do jack-o-lanterns sit outside a house?
They have no hands to knock on the front door.
More Halloween Jokes & Fun
If you enjoyed these funny jack-o-lantern jokes and puns, check out the rest of our Halloween jokes and other Halloween fun, such as these pages:
- Bat Jokes.
- Black Cat Jokes.
- Broom Stick Jokes.
- Cannibal Jokes.
- Dracula Jokes.
- Frankenstein Jokes.
- Funny Halloween Quotes.
- Ghost Jokes.
- Halloween Jokes For Adults.
- Halloween Knock Knock Jokes.
- Halloween Puns.
- Halloween Riddles For Kids.
- Halloween Trivia Questions.
- Haunted House Jokes.
- Monster Jokes.
- Mummy Jokes.
- Pumpkin Jokes.
- Skeleton Jokes.
- Spider Jokes.
- Vampire Jokes.
- Werewolf Jokes.
- Witch Jokes.
- Zombie Jokes.
