Love is a wonderful thing but it can also be a funny thing too, in both senses of the word. And these funny love quotes sum this up perfectly.

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Funny Love Quotes

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. ~ Honore de Balzac

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ~ Jackie Mason

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~ Charles Schulz

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. ~ Oscar Wilde

Funny Love Quotes - A man is incomplete

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~ Groucho Marx

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ~ Joan Rivers

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. ~ Jules Renard

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. ~ Judith Viorst

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. ~ Tim Allen

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. ~ Albert Einstein

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. ~ Henry Youngman

Funny Love Quote By Woody Allen - Love is the answer

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. ~ Woody Allen

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. ~ Oscar Wilde

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. ~ Richard Lewis

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick. ~ Mary Wilson

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. ~ Helen Rowland

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~ Woody Allen

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. ~ Oscar Wilde

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. ~ Phyllis Diller

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. ~ Franklin P. Jones

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~ Joan Crawford

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Quote About Love - Joyce Brothers

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. ~ Joyce Brothers

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. ~ Will Ferrell

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. ~ Richard Jeni

Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. ~ Jewish Proverb

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?  ~ Lily Tomlin

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.  ~ Judith Viorst

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. ~ Mae West

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.  ~ James Montgomery Bailey

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. ~ Miss Piggy

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. ~ George Carlin

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. ~ Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. ~ George Burns

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