Flirting Jokes And Puns

We’ve flirted with the idea of bringing you these funny flirting jokes and puns before, but now we’ve finally plucked up the courage! So make a date with them and have fun!

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Funny Flirting Jokes And Puns

While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present.

After she walked away, my wife said, “She obviously has COVID!”

“Why would you think that?” I asked.

“Because she has no taste.”

As a single Dad, I tried flirting with the check-in girl at the airport while loading my kids’ suitcases.

But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.

A girl saw her boyfriend flirting with other girls at the gym.

She walked up to him and said this isn’t working out.

Advice needed: I was asked to turn on a light bulb.

And I suck at flirting. I’m in the dark on this one.

What kind of vehicle likes to flirt a lot?

A pickup truck.

Guy: I’m hungover.

Girl: Stop flirting with me on the walkie talkies, someone’s gonna hear us. Over.

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me.

She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime.

I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

I couldn’t connect to the server.

This deaf girl used to flirt with me constantly, but I was oblivious to it.

I wish I could have read the signs.

A doctor flirted with me today, she said I was really sweet!

I think she meant I was really sweet, she worded it differently and said “you’re severely diabetic” but I know what she meant. She said I’m type 2 and I told her she’s my type too.

What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?

You use acute angle. However, I’m probably just being obtuse.

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, “You have pretty I’s!”

Lady Justice was flirting with me…

I guess that’s why it’s called a Court room.

A man and a woman get in a terrible car wreck.

Both of their vehicles were completely destroyed, but fortunately, no one was hurt.

Thankful, the woman says to the man in a flirting tone, “We’re both okay, we should celebrate.”

So the woman gets a bottle of wine out of the trunk of the smashed car, and hands it to the man with a smile.

The man almost forgetting about the accident takes a really big drink, and hands the bottle to the woman.

The woman closes the bottle and put it away.

The man asks, “Aren’t you going to take a drink?”

And the woman replies, “No, I’ll celebrate after the cops leave.”

My boss won’t stop flirting with me and it’s making me feel really uncomfortable.

Mainly because we’re a family run business.

A doctor and an archeologist start flirting.

After a while of the doctor asks, “What do you do for a living?”

“I’m an archeologist,” she answers.

The doctor responds, “Then I guess this isn’t going to work out, you will constantly be dating other people.”

I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn’t bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I’d ever had a mother and daughter combo?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight is my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs…

“Mom, you still awake?”

A guy and a girl had been flirting for sometime.

One day the girl says, “Come over, there’s no one at home.”

So the guys quickly goes to the girl’s house and starts ringing the doorbell.

He knocks and rings the doorbell again several times but…

Nobody answered.

A woman on her bike was riding through the countryside during the middle ages, playing her guitar and singing songs when she came upon a dashing knight in the woods, practicing his swordsmanship.

The knight was struck by her beauty and started a conversation. which quickly turned into flirting.

The knight straddled the front wheel of her bike and started to passionately kiss her.

The woman said, “No we have to stop…”

“Why?” asked the knight.

The woman replied, “Because I’m on my Minstrel cycle…”

Dating coach: So, you’ve flirted before?

Girl: Sure, I have given “the look”.

Coach: Show me.

Girl: Bites lip seductively.

Coach: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?

Do you know the way little children run towards the waves of the ocean but back up the very last second?

That’s the exact same way I flirt with girls.

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