Are Hitler jokes wrong? Obviously Hitler was evil but does that mean we can’t make fun of him and ridicule him? We think not, so we’ve put together a collection of Hitler-ious jokes and puns, with no offense intended.
We hope you enjoy these funny Hitler jokes and puns that are sure to get you Reich in the funny bone!
Funny Hitler Jokes And Puns
I can Nazi.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler replies, “Well, mine less.”
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, “Mine FEWER!”
Hitler looks up and asks, “Yes?”
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Because he ended up in the bunker.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler says he needs to do something that will brighten up the German people.
Goering says, “Why don’t you jump off?”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
I suppose I’m my own worst enemy.
With little Nazis.
Fancy committing suicide just because he was trapped in a bunker. Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Hitler Jokes And Puns
Fancy committing suicide just because he was trapped in a bunker.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?