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Are Hitler jokes wrong?

Obviously Hitler was evil but does that mean we can't make fun of him and ridicule him?

We think not, so we've put together a collection of Hitler-ious jokes and puns, with no offense intended.

We hope you enjoy these funny Hitler jokes and puns that are sure to get you Reich in the funny bone!

What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold?

I can Nazi.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.

After all, he did kill Hitler.

One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores."

Hitler replies, "Well, mine less."

A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!"

Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"

Hitler jokes are rude. Anne Frank-ly we don't care.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

Why did Hitler hate golf?

Because he ended up in the bunker.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy.

Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".

What's Hitler's favorite letter?

Not Z.

Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.

 We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

If you don't think history is amusing, then you've clearly never seen Hitler in shorts.

Hitler wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of Turkey.

Hitler and Goering are standing at the top of Berlin’s tallest radio tower.

Hitler says he needs to do something that will brighten up the German people.

Goering says, "Why don't you jump off?"

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games...

Mein Kraft.

Say what you like about Hitler, the man had ball.

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff and says, "I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten."

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. "Mein Führer, why do you want to kill a kitten?"

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no one cares about the Jews."

I suffer from schizophrenia that results in delusions that I'm either Adolf Hitler or Winston Churchill.

I suppose I'm my own worst enemy.

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

With little Nazis.

Adolf Hitler must have been a really bad golfer.

Fancy committing suicide just because he was trapped in a bunker.

It's amazing just how paranoid Hitler was. In Nazi Germany it was illegal to make jokes about Hitler or the Nazi regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn't that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

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