Funny Thanksgiving Jokes & Puns
These funny Thanksgiving jokes and puns certainly aren't fowl and there's enough of them to sate your appetite for humor until you're stuffed!
So enjoy them, and happy Thanksgiving!
On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Breakfast or lunch.
Not this year though - I'm quitting cold turkey.
Only one, but you really have to squeeze them in.
Because their belt buckles were on their hats.
The son is distraught and shouts down the phone at his father, "Pop, what are you talking about?"
The father replies, "It's just that we can't stand the sight of each other any more. And I'm sick of talking about this, so will you call your sister in Chicago and tell her?"
The father than hangs up, and the son frantically calls his sister, who's equally distraught and exclaims, "Like heck they're getting divorced! Leave it to me, I'll take care of this."
So she calls her father and shouts down the phone at him, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't you dare to do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't you dare do a thing about this. Do you hear me?"
She then hangs up, at which point the father hangs up his phone, turns to his wife and says, "Okay dear, they're both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
He lost track of thyme.
Nothing, they're already stuffed.
The letter G.
But some people say that's irrational.
Plymouth Rock music.
The first time they heard America sneeze.
Because he was in a fowl mood.
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
He had an arrow escape.
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