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Carnival Game

Have you seen that weird new Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?

It’s called guac-a-mole.

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Chessboard Cake Joke

I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.

I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”

He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”

I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”

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A Reason For Living

If you’re feeling down, dry drinking a pint of water before going to bed.

It’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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Stoned Before Auction

I always make sure I get stoned before I go to an auction.

That way even if I don’t win anything, I’m always the highest bidder.