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So Much Debt

I’m in so much debt, I can’t afford to pay my electric bill.

These are the darkest days of my life.

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How Many Trees?

My son asked my how you can tell if someone is an alcoholic.

I said, “Do you see those four trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.”

My son said, “But Dad, I only see two.”

Idiot smiley laughing at hilarious joke

Wrong Stereotype

People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

Laughing at funny short joke

Oldest Computer

The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.

Yes, it was an Apple.

But with an extremely limited memory.

Just one byte.

Then everything crashed.