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Funny Democracy Joke

To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on what we would have for dinner.

They picked pizza.

Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

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The Other Side Of The River Joke

Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

The second guy shouts back, “You are on the other side of the river!”

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Funny Best Thing Joke

An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever.

His friend says, “Wow! That’s the best thing since bread.”

The inventor says, “Well, I’m about to blow your mind.”