Shark Jokes And Puns
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I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
To get to the other tide.
I’d better watch my ass.
The joke’s wearing fin.
His shark was worse than his pike.
Turns out it was a loan shark.
He said, “Did you punch it on the nose?”
I said, “No, it just attacked me for no reason.”
A card shark.
He nailed it.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
He duly got attacked by a shark and lost a leg.
I bet he’s kicking himself now.
Witnesses said it was the most unusual shark attack they’ve ever seen.
They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area.
Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have to worry about being eaten all the time.”
As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, “Your wish is granted!”
And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.
Kristian was horrified and so immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend.
As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.
It took a while, but eventually Justin realized that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it’d be better if he could go back to his old life so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.
With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian’s home.
As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, “Kristian, it’s me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again.”
Kristian replied, “No way! You’re a shark now and you’ll just eat me. I’m not being tricked into being your dinner.”
Justin shouted back “No, I’m not a shark any more. That was the old me. I’ve changed…
I’ve found Cod. I’m a prawn again Kristian.”
As far away as possible.
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Just not RIGHT before I die.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
The guy ends up still alive in the whale’s enormous stomach. He looks around and is amazed to see a great white shark also in the whale’s stomach with him.
The guy says to the shark, “Hey, you’re a shark. Why don’t you just bite your way out with your teeth?”
The shark smiles and says, “Bite my way out? But why would I do that when the meals here are so good?”
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
He became a starfish.
I think it must be a busking shark.
The shark takes one bite, quickly realizes his error and swims away.
As the shark rejoins his friends below the surface, one of the them asks him, “Why didn’t you just kill that thing?”
The attacking shark replies, “It tasted funny.”
A quarter flounder.
Pleased to eat you.
It got lockjaw.
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