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Funny Science Jokes
Scientific research has shown these to be the best funny science jokes known to man.
So if jokes of a scientific nature tickle your fancy, then you’re sure to like them.
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You’ll really be able to bond with your family and friends if you share these chemistry jokes with them – they’re sure to get a reaction!
You have to be a bit of a nerd to understand these jokes. If you are, they’re hilarious!
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My friend fell into a vat of chemicals.
Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him.
An atom lost an electron.
It said, “Man, I really ought to keep an ion them.”
My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid.
Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
Why couldn’t the chemist laugh at the Queen’s fart?
Because noble gases are non-reactive.
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that’s where students have the most potential.
I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl.
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Schrodinger’s Cat recently went on a crime spree.
He’s wanted dead and alive.
Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar…
Followed by Batman.
What’s the difference between USA and USB?
One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data. The other is a hardware standard.
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I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid.
It was terrible. I didn’t know how to react.
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