Flamingo Jokes And Puns

You’d better check out these funny flamingo jokes and puns before they flamin-go! No, we insist – we’re putting our foot down!

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Funny Flamingo Jokes

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

What do you call a dead flamingo?

A flamin-ghost.

How do pink birds get around?

Flamingo-karts.

I threw water on a flamingo the other day…

Now it’s just an o.

What soccer position do pink birds play?

Flamingoalie.

I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up…

If they pulled up both legs they would fall over.

Flight allows flamingos to avoid predators.

Natural selection is why flamingstays are extinct.

What’s a pink bird’s favorite game?

Fla-bingo.

Why are flamingo’s legs so long?

Because if they weren’t then they couldn’t reach the ground.

My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn’t stand a chance.

She had a leg up the whole time.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over.

What do you call an ‘O’ on fire?

A flamingo.

Why are flamingos such good patients?

They’re used to wading.

How do pink birds make friends?

They fla-mingle.

Why are baby flamingos so badly behaved?

Because the parents never put their foot down.

What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?

The outside.

What language is spoken by pink birds?

Fla-lingo.

It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird

Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.

Who is a pink bird’s favorite drummer?

Flamingo Starr.

What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?

A flamingstop.

I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game.

But I’m not going to play anymore. I’m putting my foot down.

What do you call a flamingo at a red light?

A flaminstop.

What do you get if you cross a pink bird with a wild Australian dog?

A fla-dingo.

Why did the flamingo need a band-aid?

It hurt its pinky.

What looks like half a flamingo?

The other half.

Jokes About Flamingos

If you enjoyed our puns and jokes about flamingos, why not check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these: