Funny reindeer jokes and punsFunny Reindeer Jokes

These reindeer jokes are so funny it'd be Rude-olph of us not to share them with you!

And they're definitely not "deer", in fact they're completely free.

So here they are - enjoy!

What do you call a three-legged reindeer?

Eileen.

Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?

Rude-olph.

Why do reindeer have fur coats?

Because they'd look silly in plastic macs.

What's a reindeer's favorite game?

Stable tennis.

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?

A pony sleigh station.

Why didn't Rudolph go to school?

Because he was elf-taught.

Why don't you see many reindeer in zoos?

Because they can't afford the admission.

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it.

What do you give to a reindeer with an upset stomach?

Elk-aseltzer.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments.

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a reindeer with no legs and no eyes?

Still no idea.

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out of the window on Christmas Eve?

It looks like rain, dear.

What do you call a reindeer who can write with both his left and his right hooves?

Bambi-dextrous.

What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?

A reiiindeer.

What's the difference between St. George and Rudolph?

One slays a dragon, the other drags a slay.

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, as he won't hear you.

How do you get into Rudolph's house?

You ring the deer-bell.

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Prancer on eBay?

Because they were two deer.

What do you call a reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah.

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