The days certainly aren’t numbered for these funny advent calendar jokes and puns! They’re so good we couldn’t keep them locked behind doors any longer!
Funny Advent Calendar Jokes
According to the chocolate advent calendar I bought yesterday…
There’s only three days until Christmas.
I really don’t see much future for advent calendars.
It feels like their days are numbered.
Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything’s gone!
Who would do that to another person’s advent calendar?!
I’ve got an advent calendar for Jehovah’s Witnesses…
Every time you open a door, someone tells you to get lost.
Why should you never buy The Doors themed advent Calendars?
Because they keep breaking on through to the other side.
Why is Christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?
Because it’s the most punderful time of the year!
I got myself a Microsoft advent calendar…
But I’m worried that once I’ve opened 3 or 4 windows I won’t be able to open any more.
I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year…
Because you know their days are numbered.
My advent calendar only has days that end in 1,3,5,7,9.
I couldn’t get the chocolates out of my advent calender today.
I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar.
All the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts.
I’m making a spaghetti strainer with Santa on it.
It’ll be a Christmas advent colander.
3 calendars with 24 chocolates walk into a bar, order drinks, and leave.
Afterwards, the bar was pretty un-adventful.
What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
I’m so broke…
I just opened the door on my advent calendar and a bailiff was stood there.