These funny Christmas carol jokes and puns certainly hit the right note! In fact, you’re sure to be singing their praises!
Funny Christmas Carol Jokes
I carry a stone with me to throw at anyone who sings Christmas carols before Thanksgiving.
It’s my Jingle Bell rock.
What’s Good King Wencelas’ favorite type of pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
Which Christmas carol is about a three-legged animal?
Well, I decked the Halls today…
They kept coming over singing those darn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!
What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas carol?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing.
Why should you take a ladder with you when you go Christmas carolling?
So you can reach the high notes.
What is a skunk’s favorite Christmas carol?
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe…
It hurts like the Dickens!
What do you call a girl who’s covered in tinsel and singing?
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
O Camel You Faithful.
This time of year there is nothing better than sitting before a warm fire, cold beer in hand, and singing Christmas carols until I fall asleep.
Of course, that might explain why I’m no longer a fireman.
What is a dad’s favourite Christmas carol?
What Christmas Carol do they sing in a psychiatric hospital?
Do You Hear What I Hear?
A lazy dad’s take on ‘A Christmas Carol’:
I said, “Son, forget the past, you can’t change it.”
“And forget the present, because I haven’t bought you one.”
Why was the Christmas caroller locked out?
He couldn’t find the right key.
If a Christmas carol comes from a hymn, where do Halloween carols come from?
Why do pirates make such good Christmas carol singers?
They’re used to hitting the high C.
A man walks into a pet shop and tells the owner he’d like to buy a pet for his lonely, widowed mother.
The shop owner shows him all of the usual stuff, hamsters, puppies, kittens, etc. and the man tells the owner that he’s looking for something unique.
The owner takes him to the back of the shop and introduces him to a raggedy-looking parrot named Chet.
The man, rightfully so, is unimpressed with the parrot until the shop owner tells him that the bird sings Christmas carols.
The owner explains that all the man has to do is hold a flame under the bird’s right wing and he’ll sing “Silent Night” or under the left wing and he’ll sing “O’ Holy Night”.
The owner proceeds with a demonstration and the man, very impressed, takes the bird home.
When the man gets home he has to show his family what he has brought home so he gathers them all around the bird.
He holds a candle under the bird’s right wing and the bird sings a beautiful rendition of “Silent Night”.
Then the man holds the candle under the bird’s left wing and the bird sings “O’ Holy Night”.
The man’s son asks his father what happens if you hold the candle under the bird’s tail, and not knowing what might happen the man moves the candle under the bird’s tail.
The bird gets a concerned look on his face and starts singing “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…”
Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India?
We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.
What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
What Christmas carol do they sing in North Korea?
We Three Kims.
What’s a kidnapped child’s favourite Christmas carol?
Away With a Stranger.
What’s the Aryan brotherhood’s favorite Christmas carol?
I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.
What he’s doing in my house I don’t know.
Why type of Christmas carols do elves sing?
What’s a ram’s favourite Christmas carol?
All I Want for Christmas is Ewe.
What Christmas carol do Nintendo employees love to sing every year?
A-Wii in a Manger!
What’s Princess Zelda’s favorite Christmas Carol?
What did the doctor say to the sick Christmas caroler?
Why were the carol singers arrested?
They were in big treble.
What do you give carollers when they sing for you?
Who was the most famous carolling vegetable?