**Funny Math Jokes**

**Funny Math Jokes**

If you like math and you love jokes then you’ve come to the right place as we have the best funny math jokes!

We aim to prove that math is fun as well as interesting.

So here’s our favorite funny math jokes for kids (and math teachers too!)

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He comes back and says “Okay, chief – all 40 sheep accounted for.”

The farmer says, “But I’ve counted them and I’ve only got 36!”

The sheepdog replies, ‘I know, but I rounded them up.’

When I got back, he’d only done jobs 1, 3, 5, and 7.

Did you get my point?

Because you can’t drink and derive.

He worked it out with a pencil.

To get to the same side.

Geometry.

I used the cosh button.

Afraid of playing second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her, “Do you love math more than me?”

“Of course not, dear” she replies, “I love you much more!”

Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her, “Well, then prove it!”

She thinks for a bit before replying, “OK… Let epsilon be greater than zero…”

Arithma-ticks!

I think he must be plotting something.

I told them to stop being so irrational.

It has square roots.

None, unless you Count Dracula.

You go into the corner, where it is always 90 degrees.

They’ve discovered that their heights are paranormally distributed.

Because he is 2 square.

Because it had so many problems.

Owl-gebra.

1, 2, 3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

You can count on me.

Because 7 8 9.

Multi-plyers.

Place an add!

Henry the eighth.

Two – the inside and the outside.

Just cos.

Because it is never right.

I thought to myself, “How cute – he has an imaginary friend.”

The teacher told her not to use tables.

Those who know binary and those who don’t.

With a polynomial ring.

Nice belt.

Adders.

Square meals.

Pumpkin Pi.

Sum-mer.

Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.

By completing the scare.

With a pro-tractor.

Because it’s too gross.

To get in shape.

**Funny Math Jokes For Kids And Teachers**

**Funny Math Jokes For Kids And Teachers**

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