Calculus Jokes And Puns

You’re sure to derive a lot of fun from these hilarious calculus jokes and puns! There’s no limit to the laughter they’ll cause!

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Funny Calculus Jokes

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.

It was hard to differentiate between them.

Why are you not allowed to do calculus intoxicated?

It’s illegal to drink and derive.

My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

When God was integrating Planet Earth, he suddenly recalled his calculus lesson.

He remembered to add the sea.

I’ll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus…

But graphing is where I draw the line.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?


My calculus professor is having a tough time adjusting to retired life.

He can’t seem to deal with the aftermath.

Man I really hate calculus.

It just derives me crazy.

I had take a break from studying calculus all day.

I’d reached my limit and could barely even function.

I should stop leaving my calculus book at the bar.

I’ve been told its wrong to drink and derive.

Being good at calculus in your later life is like…

The after-math.

My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant…

A real mathter.

I got pulled over while doing calculus in my car last night.

The cop said I was deriving over the limit.

You might think my calculus jokes are derivative, but they’re an integral part of me.

I started doing calculus today.

My understanding is limited.

Why don’t they teach calculus in the Deep South?

Because they don’t like integration.

You can’t solve every problem with calculus.

It has its limits.

Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test…

By switching to radians.

What do you call recycled calculus jokes?

Derivative humor.

Our school should start a calculus club.

We would all derive fun from it.

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