Funny Welder Jokes
Welder jokes are hot! As the saying goes, a good welder can weld anything from the crack of dawn to a broken heart.
They're still the butt of a lot of jokes though, and we've put together this collection of funny welder jokes in honor of all the welders out there.
Nobody knows, it's not in their job description.
He replied, "Nah, I've got my welding lead with me. It'll get tangled up on something before we hit the ground."
Any longer and they'd have to retrain them.
The first welder says, "You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we're selling."
Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they're selling.
"We're selling assholes," replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.
The little old lady says, "You must be doing well - you've only got two left!"
Grind that weld.
They're hard to push around and easily upset.
None. Welders aren't afraid of the dark.
Put them in a chair, if they fall asleep they'll be a helper, if they cry and whine they'll be a welder.
You just can't tell him much.
But first, the genie allowed each person to choose one thing to take with them.
The first friend chose a water bottle so he wouldn't die of thirst.
The second friend chose an umbrella to keep the sun off.
The welder chose a car door, so if it got too hot he could roll down the window.
They burn hotter, penetrate deeper and I've never seen a gap that a welder couldn't fill.
You usually find them in awkward places screaming for more rod and more money.
Once when you tell it, once when you explain it to them, and once when they understand it.
To save time later.
None, they're all facts.
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