Funny Biology Jokes, Puns And One Liners
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Because their cells were surrounded by walls.
Pull down its genes.
They both want to unzip your genes.
A cysteine chapel.
Don't pay her.
It's such a divisive issue.
You pull their genes down.
With a replication fork.
Up in the gallery, one med student leaned toward the other, "Damn, if there's one thing I can't stand it's an organ recital."
He was a man of many cultures.
The hostess asked, "Would you like to sit at the bar?"
The red cell replied, "No thanks, I'll just circulate."
You can't spell sexy without xy.
Yes, a vas deferens.
To the chain ganglion.
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
A tree-ring binder.
Apparently he was ambidextrose.
An itsy bitsy book.
He lives in ATP.
I kneed you.
With a cell phone.
I like your "style"
I said, "That's good."
He said, "Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up."
He caught the garter snake.
The other replies, "I could use a light snack."
All his feathers are combed over to one side.
He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from, of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional space.
This proposal being given in a more liberal era, the student got the funding.
He filled out mountains of forms, set up a lab with a ready supply of terns, and proceeded on his way.
After a year of diligent work, groveling monthly before the review committee to get his stipend, and living with drugged terns, he completed his study.
With trembling hands, he delivered his 247-page report, complete with charts and graphs, to the review committee.
The august body perused his study, asking penetrating questions and reducing our student to jell-o. Finally, the department head rose.
The light reflected off her steel rimmed glasses as she stared down at our student.
"There is a lot of good work here," she said. "But we can't accept this report. You have detailed marvelously the effects of THC on terns but you forgot one essential step: you have no control group."
Our student turned pale and said, "You don't mean..."
"Yes. I'm afraid so. You left no tern unstoned."
Man, is he small.
One they called John and the other control.
You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
They like to avoid the flush.
Polly, Ethel and Ian.
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