Orphanage Jokes And Puns

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Funny Orphanage Jokes

I saw a crying kid and asked him where his parents were.

And that’s how I lost my job at the orphanage.

Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why did you do that dad?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there.

Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?

Dad: No problem. (To me) Hey, you live with this guy from now on.

I just finished designing a website for an orphanage.

There isn’t a home page.

A group of geese is a gaggle, a group of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What’s a group of batmen?

An orphanage.

What’s the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don’t know I just fly the drone.

The last words my grandma told my grandfather were, “Sweetie, I’ll see you in heaven!”

Since then, grandpa has been kicking puppies and setting fire to orphanages.

What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?


What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked.

April fools joke:

Go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back.

I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents…

That’s the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.

The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today.

“It’s heart=breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Jose, age 6.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage?

“Let us prey.”

There is a couple, that always waits in front of orphanages before they open.

They’re better known as the early adopters.

I grew up in an orphanage.

It was nothing to write home about.

I used to be a telemarketer.

I phoned up one of my usual numbers and a little boy answered the phone.

“Are you parents home, young man?” I asked.

I heard him drop the phone and burst into tears.

I waited a few seconds until someone picked up the phone.

An elderly voice at the end of the line barked back at me:

“For the last time, this is an orphanage. PLEASE stop calling.”

Tomorrow I’ll go to the orphanage…

And beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?

I got banned from donating clothes to the local orphanage.

Apparently they don’t appreciate Batman costumes.

What does Bob Ross’s paintings and an orphanage have in common?

They’re both full of happy little accidents.

I went to the pool with the local orphanage but none of them would get in the water.

It’s like their parents never taught them to swim. Or something.

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

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