Expectant Father

Expectant father joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Expectant Father Joke

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his pregnant wife was getting on.

By mistake he was connected to the Lord’s cricket ground.

“How’s it going?” he asked.

“Fine,” came the answer, “We’ve got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.”

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