Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines can be funny, they can be romantic, they can even be dirty. And sometimes you’ll come across incredibly cheesy pick up lines too.

Like these ones, for example! So enjoy this collection of the best cheesy chat up lines you’re ever likely to come across…

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Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines

There’s side view, rear view and you know what else?

I loview.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.

I think I’ve just found one.

I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked past.

Do you have any raisins?


How about a date?

There’s something wrong with my phone…

It doesn’t have your number in it.

Your ass is so nice, it’s a shame you have to sit on it.

We should get some coffee because I’m liking you a latte.

Are you a tower?

Because Eiffel for you.

Hi, I’m Mr. Right.

Someone said you were looking for me.

Do you want to play house with me?

You can be the front door, and I’ll slam you until sunrise.

Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material.

Hi, my name’s Pogo.

Wanna ride on my stick?

You know what you would look really beautiful in?

My arms.

Am I cute enough yet?

Or do you need more to drink?

Are you an alien?

Because you just abducted my heart.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Were you forged by Sauron?

Because baby, you’re precious.

You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

They say that Disney World is “the happiest place on earth”.

They’ve obviously never been in your arms.

Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?

Because you’re making me breathless.

Do I know you?

Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do you know what’s on the menu tonight, girl?

Me ‘n’ U.

Do you like bananas or blueberries?

I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.

Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

You must be a keyboard.

Because you’re just my type.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Nothing lasts forever.

Can you be my nothing?

Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.

Are you religious?

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

You’re so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

You shouldn’t wear make up, baby.

It’s messing with perfection.

Can I tie your shoes?

Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

I’ll buy you dinner if you make me breakfast.

Even if there was no gravity, I’d still fall for you.

When God made you, he was just showing off.

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Can I have directions?

To your heart.

Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.

You should sell hot dogs because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Damn girl, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Do you want to die happy?

I’ve heard sex is a killer.

Do you know karate?

Because you’re body’s kickin’.

I’m not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.

I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.

Is that the sun coming up?

Or is it just you lighting up my world?

If you were a new burger at McDonald’s, you’d be a McGorgeous.

Just call me milk. I’ll do your body good.

Baby, you’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.

You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.

Is your father a boxer?

Because baby, you’re a knockout.

I’m a maintenance engineer and I’d love to tinker with your parts.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Are you a parking ticket?

Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Or should I walk by again?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

I think something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

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