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Thank God I’m wearing gloves.
Because you’re too hot to handle.
Girl, I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses …
One leg over each ear.
There’ll only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Do you want to go out for dinner?
Just smile for yes, or do a backflip for no.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m standing on my wallet.
What’s the difference between me and my couch?
My couch pulls out.
Wow, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name.
You wanna know what’s the best thing in my life?
It’s the first word of my question.
You know, I don’t usually have the nerve to talk to beautiful women …
Which is why I’m talking to you and not your friend.
Do you have a tan or do you always look this hot?
Treat me like a pirate and gimme that booty.
Is your name WiFi?
Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
If I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Hey baby, when we do it, I’ll make you feel like I’ve never had sex before.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you an Instagram picture?
Because I’d double tap you all night.
Are you a Middle Eastern dictator?
Because there’s a political uprising in my pants.
If looks could kill …
You’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Do you work at Build-a-bear?
Because I’d stuff you.
Were your parents retarded?
Because I think you’re special.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you’re so amazing.
Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
If you were words on a page, you’d be FINE print.
Lo fair maiden, you have the birthing hips of a fertility goddess …
And I will be your humble acolyte.
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