Show off your naughty side with these hilariously dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys!
In this modern world of equality, it’s not just guys who get to use pick up lines, of course! Girls can join in the fun and use them too, including dirty pick up lines. And luckily, there are plenty of dirty pick up lines for girls to use on guys! We’ve done all the hard work for you too, by collecting them all in one place.
What’s better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Nice package.
Let me unwrap that for you.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Have you got any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.
Did you just ring my doorbell?
Well, you can come inside if you want to.
I hear you’ve been a bad boy.
Now go to MY room!
You know what they say about men with big feet.
Want to prove that to me?
My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?
Are those Guess jeans?
‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
Do you know what’d look good on you?
Me.
I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?
Do you do carpeting?
Because I’m looking for a deep shag.
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow.
Should I call you or nudge you?
Do you like to eat Mexican?
Because you’re heating up my taco.
Your belt looks extremely tight.
Let me loosen it for you.
Are you a light switch?
‘Cause I want to turn you on!
I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
Let’s play hockey.
I’ll be the net, and you can score.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before?
[No].
Well, why don’t we?
I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you tonight?
You look cold.
Do you want to use me as a blanket?
Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
Hey baby, want to play fireman?
We can stop, drop, and roll.
My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
You lose, now take off your clothes.
I’ve got the buns.
Have you got the hot dog?
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills?
We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!
Completely Inappropriate Pick Up Lines
If our humorous dirty lines above weren’t enough to get you what you wanted, then go a step further with these completely inappropriate pick up lines!
How do you like your sausage in the morning?
Scrambled or blown?
I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
My body’s got 206 bones.
Want to give me another one?
Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
You look like a hard worker.
I have an opening you can fill.
I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.
Do you wanna go halfsies on a baby?
That shirt is very becoming on you.
Then again, I would be too!
Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?
Do you want to give me an Australian kiss?
It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under.
How do you like your eggs?
I prefer mine fertilized.
Do these look real?
Wanna check?
Are you a rainstorm?
Because you’re making me dripping wet.
Do you know how to use a whip?
Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
You bring a whole new meaning to the word, “edible.
I’m not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.
Shall we let only latex stand between our love.
I can take my pants off in two seconds.
Let’s see how long it takes you.
I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!
How much woman can you handle?
Are you the delivery man?
Because I believe you have a package for me.
Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? [wink, wink]
Wanna play Army?
You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
Is your dad the muffin man?
Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.
Are you into one-night stands?
[No].
Then why don’t you lie down?
Are you into one-night stands?
[No].
Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.
“You’re beautiful” has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together.
Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you
Downright Dirty Pick Up Lines
There’s nothing subtle about these examples of the best dirty pick up lines – he’s sure to get the point without any beating around the bush!
In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?
I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Now I know why they call it a beaver…
Because I’m dying for your wood.
I’m a mind reader and yes, I will sleep with you.
Have you got a napkin?
You’re making me wet.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
Sex is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?
Bbrrrr! My hands are cold.
Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.
Hi, I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!
I love every bone in my body…
Especially yours.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
I’m a spy on a secret mission.
Come in me, if you want to live.
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