Welcome to our page of Labor Day jokes. Labor Day, which is celebrated on the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is meant to honor the contributions that American workers have made to their country’s social and economic success.
Labor Day traditionally marks the end of summer and students usually go back to school the following week.
We hope you enjoy our collection of funny Labor Day jokes and quotes…
Labor Day Jokes And Quotes
I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”
She said, “You’re fired.”
He booked them rooms in the Sheraton International at the corner of Park Circle and Central Park North. They’d never been to anywhere like New York before, in fact they’d never traveled further afield than their local town, so when they got there they were completely bowled over by all the glitz, glamor and excitement of the “Big Apple”.
Eli and his son Clem were particularly mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls in the hotel reception. They’d never before come across doors that could move apart, and then automatically close again, as neither had seen an elevator before. So they were totally amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the doors closed on her. The lights on the wall by the doors flashed for a minute or so, then the doors opened and out stepped a beautiful young woman.
Eli turned to Clem and said, “Son, go get your mother.”
He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”
I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”
He replied, “If people aren’t working, shouldn’t it be called “No-Labor Day?”
Labor Day Jokes & Quotes
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