It Could Have Been Worse

Funny Alzheimer's joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Alzheimer’s Joke

This old guy goes to the doctor to get the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I’m really sorry to have to tell you this but you’ve got terminal cancer and Alzheimer’s.”

The old man says, “That’s not so bad. I could have had cancer!”

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