We’ve studied religiously and come up with these funny Bible riddles for you (with answers, of course).
Most Americans can answer basic questions about Christianity, if not so much for other religions. But just how well do you know the Bible? Find out now. Good luck!
39 Funny Bible Riddles
Try these funny Bible riddles. Remember – every answer is a humorous one!
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of car did Jehovah drive?
And what car did David drive?
Which Biblical character had no parents?
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
According to the Bible should men or women make coffee?
What happened in the first baseball game in the Bible?
How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible?
What is one of the first thing that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
Who is the shortest man mentioned in the Bible?
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?
How long did Cain hate his brother?
Why didn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
What was the last thing Noah said before he entered the Ark?
Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
The ark was built in 3 stories and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom two stories?
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah?
When was the first tennis match in the Bible?
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
Why won’t we drink milk in the new world?
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
Why shouldn’t Christians watch TV?
Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Who was the best mathematician in the Bible?
Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
Why do they say “Amen” at the end of a prayer instead of “Awomen”?
Who was the straightest man in the bible?
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Hilarious Bible Riddles
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