Fun Soccer Riddles For Kids

Soccer is the most popular sport in the world. And these fun soccer riddles are sure to be popular too! So give them a try now and see how many you can get.

A collection of fun soccer riddles for kids

Why is it so hot after a soccer match?

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Because there aren’t any fans.

What do you call a woman stood between two soccer goal posts?

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Annette.

Why are soccer players so good at math?

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Because they know how to use their heads.

Why did the soccer coach give all his players lighters?

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Because they lost all their matches.

What do soccer referees send during the holiday season?

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Yellow cards.

Why was the soccer pitch so wet?

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Because the players dribbled all over it.

What position does a ghost play in a soccer game?

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Ghoulie.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

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Penal-tea.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

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Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

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So he could tie the score.

Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?

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He was a boxer.

Where’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?

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New Jersey.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

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It was tired of being kicked around.

How do birds cheer for their favorite soccer team?

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They egg them on.

What lights up a soccer stadium?

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A soccer match.

Which soccer player takes the goal home after every game?

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The goalkeeper.

What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?

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A fence.

Which soccer players can jump higher than the crossbar?

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All of them. The crossbar can’t jump.

How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

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The score’s always 0-0 before the game.

What do you call a T-Rex who gets a goal?

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A dino-score.

Where do soccer players dance?

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At a soccer ball.

Fun Soccer Riddles For Kids

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