Really Funny Splitting Up JokeFunny Splitting Up Joke

I was in the park yesterday when I saw a tramp having a huge argument with his girlfriend on a bench. He suddenly stood up and poured his bottle of meths over the bench and set it on fire.

“What the hell are you doing?” I yelled at him.

He said, “She can leave me if she wants, but there’s no way she’s getting the house.”

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