A selection of hilariously funny good morning quotes to brighten the start to your dayFunny Good Morning Quotes

One of the best way to get your morning off to a good start is with funny good morning quotes.

They put a smile on your face and lighten your mood as you prepare to face the challenges of the day ahead.

And so to help you out, we’ve put together this fantastic collection of hilariously funny good morning quotes for you.

Enjoy!

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. ~ William Feather
I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people. ~ Unknown
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. ~ Jim Davis
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said “No, I made a few mistakes.” ~ Steven Wright
Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it. ~ Richard Whately
I’d like mornings better if only they started a bit later. ~ Unknown
There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, “Good morning, God,” and the other is to say, “Good God, morning!” ~ Fulton J. Sheen
Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing. ~ Unknown
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ~ Dean Martin
I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning. ~ Robert Duvall
People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it. ~ Unknown
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ~ Robert Frost
There was never a night or a problem that could defeat sunrise or hope. ~ Bernard Williams
I can rise and shine, just not at the same time. ~ Unknown
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. ~ Glen Cook
No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. ~ Unknown
This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before. ~ Maya Angelou
I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day. ~ Unknown
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ~ Benjamin Franklin
It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. ~ H. G. Wells
I always say “Morning” to people, instead of “Good morning”. If it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people. ~ Unknown
Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. ~ Ray Bradbury
Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. ~ Unknown
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. ~ Lewis Black
Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
There are two kinds of people in this world:

  1. Morning people.
  2. People who want to shoot morning people. ~ Unknown
I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. ~ Jarod Kintz
The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock. ~ Unknown
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. ~ Robert Orben
I wake up with a good attitude every morning. And then idiots happen. ~ Unknown
My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. ~ Willie Geist

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