Really dumb stupid jokes that are so stupid they're funny!Dumb Stupid Jokes

All jokes are to some extent stupid, but it's the really dumb stupid jokes that are often the funniest of all. To us anyway - what that says about our minds though, we're not sure! Anyway, we've brought together all our favorite funny stupid jokes.

We hope you enjoy them.

Latest Stupid Jokes

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Last Name

“What’s your name?” the cop asked when he pulled me over.

“Steve,” I said.

“And your last name?” he asked.

“It’s always been Steve,” I said.

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Idiot Number

What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?

Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.

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Sundial

Son: “Hey Dad, how does a sundial work?”

Dad hands son a phone…

Dad: “Ok, now just call someone.”

Son: “Why can’t you do it?”

Dad: “Because that would be a daddial.”

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Time Machine

When I was a little boy, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason.

Now at last I’ve managed to invent a time machine of my own, so I’m going to go back to when he was a little boy so I can punch him and see how he likes it.

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Sleeping Pet

Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try.

My goldfish died.

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Anaesthetic Choice

Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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Job Offer

I was offered a job today but I turned it down because they were only willing to pay me in vegetables.

The celery was unacceptable.