Really dumb stupid jokes that are so stupid they're funny!Dumb Stupid Jokes

All jokes are to some extent stupid, but it's the really dumb stupid jokes that are often the funniest of all. To us anyway - what that says about our minds though, we're not sure! Anyway, we've brought together all our favorite funny stupid jokes.

We hope you enjoy them.

Latest Stupid Jokes

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Job Offer

I was offered a job today but I turned it down because they were only willing to pay me in vegetables.

The celery was unacceptable.

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Fencing

I’ve been bored recently so I’ve decided to take up fencing.

The neighbors said they’ll call the police if I don’t put it back.

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McDonald’s

McDonald’s tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.

Hopefully, they’ve learned from their McSteaks.

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Dangerous Music

A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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How Did He Know?

The doctor said to me, “You have a severe iron deficiency.”

I said, “How did you know? I just walked in!”

He said, “Your shirt is all wrinkled.”

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Go Ahead!

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out.”

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IKEA Interview

I went for a job interview at IKEA today.

When I got there, the interviewer said, “Welcome! Come in and make a seat.”

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Take Your Pick

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?”

I said I’d take either/oar.

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Crime Spree

There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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Strange Disease

The doctor told me I had onomatopoeia.

I said, “What’s that?”

He said, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”