Really dumb stupid jokes that are so stupid they're funny!Dumb Stupid Jokes

All jokes are to some extent stupid, but it's the really dumb stupid jokes that are often the funniest of all. To us anyway - what that says about our minds though, we're not sure! Anyway, we've brought together all our favorite funny stupid jokes.

We hope you enjoy them.

Latest Stupid Jokes

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Dangerous Music

A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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How Did He Know?

The doctor said to me, “You have a severe iron deficiency.”

I said, “How did you know? I just walked in!”

He said, “Your shirt is all wrinkled.”

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Go Ahead!

I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anaesthetic.

He said, “Go ahead. Knock yourself out.”

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IKEA Interview

I went for a job interview at IKEA today.

When I got there, the interviewer said, “Welcome! Come in and make a seat.”

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Take Your Pick

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, “Which one do you want?”

I said I’d take either/oar.

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Crime Spree

There’s a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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Strange Disease

The doctor told me I had onomatopoeia.

I said, “What’s that?”

He said, “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”

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What A Roast!

My friend said to me, “You have a BA, a Masters and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.”

It was a third degree burn.

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Good Advice

My Dad always used to tell me, “Don’t be quick to find faults.”

He was a lovely man. Terrible geologist though.

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Nice Find!

I found a hat with $17.50 in it.

I thought this other guy was going to pick it up.

But he was too busy juggling.