Really dumb stupid jokes that are so stupid they're funny!Dumb Stupid Jokes

All jokes are to some extent stupid, but it’s the really dumb stupid jokes that are often the funniest of all. To us anyway – what that says about our minds though, we’re not sure! Anyway, we’ve brought together all our favorite funny stupid jokes.

We hope you enjoy them.

Latest Stupid Jokes

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The Other Side Of The River

Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

The second guy shouts back, “You are on the other side of the river!”

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Teddy Bear

A little girl is having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear. She says, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

The bear replies, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

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Empty Glass

I was in a bar last night when the bartender said to me, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?”

I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”

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For Whom The Bell Tolls

My top three assumptions when my doorbell rings:

1. It’s a murderer.

2. It’s the police come to tell me everyone is dead.

3. It’s that book I ordered about positive thinking.

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Marrying A Pencil

I’ve fallen in love with a pencil and we’re getting married.

I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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Letters Be Friends

When I noticed “HI” in the alphabet I thought someone was actually going to be my friend.

Then I saw the next two letters.