A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth when a young nurse turns up to wash his hands and feet.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?”
The rookie nurse is embarrassed and replies, “I don’t know, sir, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet.”
He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Again the nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet,” as she carries on washing him.
Once more the man mumbles, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
With a sigh the nurse pulls back the bed covers, lifts the man’s gown, holds his member in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, before saying “There is nothing wrong with them!”
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are… my… test… results… back?”