Car owners tend to be very protective about the make they drive which makes them easy targets for some gentle ribbing. So if you know a Ford owner, give them some stick with these funny Ford jokes...
And of course if your friends own different makes of cars, just switch out the make in the jokes.
It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.
The train & bus schedules.
You can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Glued together properly.
To keep the owner's hands warm when they're pushing the truck into the shop.
My Ford's just marking its territory.
So they'll save the Chevy gas when it tows them away.
Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
The Ford Rustang.
A tampon comes with its own tow rope.
Max speed: 60 km/h. Fords do best you can.
The other 2% made it home.
Because it gives Ford owners something to do while they walk home.
Fill the tank.
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.
So that Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
To make it easier on the tow trucks.
Would you like a tow home?
Put a Toyota engine in it.
A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.
Turn off the engine.
A scrap dealer.
So the owner has a someone to walk home with.
When they got out in the country the car broke down and the man, knowing no other way to get his car to town, hitched his dog to the car and then started back.
When he arrived in town an officer of the humane society immediately put him under arrest for cruelty to animals.
When he was arraigned before court for trial the judge asked the officer what he arrested this man for. The officer stepped up and said, "This man was arrested for tying tin cans to a dog's tail."
The first I stopped at was Kia. Nothing really caught my eye, but the price was right.
Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn't really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk.
Finally, I went to the Chevy dealer where I saw one that I liked.
The dealer did the once over with me, then he popped the trunk.
Disappointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "There's something missing."
The dealer was puzzled and asked, "What?"
I said, "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!"
Smiling the dealer said, "That's so they can walk home!"
So a Chevy can tow more of them at once.
So you'll have something to read while waiting on the tow truck.
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