Funny Christmas pick up lines for the holiday seasonChristmas Pick Up Lines

We’ve previously published our funny pick up lines for Valentine’s Day but the holiday season is also a great time to practice your lines. So here’s a great collection of Christmas pick up lines for guys and girls…

Enjoy!

Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way.
I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.
How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I’ve got something special in my sack for you.
If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
Do you wanna be on my naughty list?
This year Santa is going to come more than once.
He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh.
I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I prefer to give rather than receive.
Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
Won’t you ride my sleigh tonight?
You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-laid?
You’ll like the mistletoe down here better.
Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?
Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
Let’s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.
Some of my best toys run on batteries.
Do you want your wreath frosted?
I can’t wait to watch your balls drop.
The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight.
The stockings are hung and so am I.
Trust me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
I’ve got something you can hang a wreath on.
You wanna swallow some Egg Nog?
On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the ones piping this time, baby.
Unlike Santa, I come more than once a year.
Wanna deck my balls?
Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.
You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.
You know, I’d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
If I’m Santa, will you be my Ho?
If you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.
If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas, I’d steal you.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made my heart melt.
Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
What’s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

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