A six-foot five skinhead was giving me evil looks in the pub.
I said, “Keep looking at me like that and you’ll be spending the night in A&E.”
He said, “I’d like to see you try!”
So I stabbed his wife.
A six-foot five skinhead was giving me evil looks in the pub.
I said, “Keep looking at me like that and you’ll be spending the night in A&E.”
He said, “I’d like to see you try!”
So I stabbed his wife.
