A blonde and a redhead are walking in the woods one day when the redhead suddenly has a heart attack and falls to the ground.
Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone, calls the police and shouts, “Help! I think my friend is dead, what should I do?”
The policeman who answered the phone says, “Ok, calm down and listen to me. The first thing to do is to make sure that they really are dead….”
There’s a silence…
Then a loud gunshot…
Then the blonde comes back on the phone and says, “Okay, now what?”
